Sometimes I just need to document things so that my feeble little mind has proof that these things actually occur/happen to me. So please bear with me.


1. Invited my friend to a bar last night and left as soon as she got there.
2. Came home and fell asleep in my tee and purple stone washed jeans.
3. Had a dream I was playing trombone in Le Tigre's backing band.
4. Woke up wearing only the bottom half of my bikini and spooning my pillow.
5. Just filed my taxes.
6. Jumped for joy when I got a huge return, because of #7.
7. Owed ONE DOLLAR [$1] last year and got no return.
8. Just ate a fak'n, egg and cheese sando with hotsauce.
9. Marvelled at the taste of the new Berry-Cherry Vitamin Water.

Los Angeles, I'm coming to dominate you!

mp3: LMFAO - I'm in LA Bitch