We haven't been feeling very Law & Order-fied lately, so let's bang a gavel and get court in session.

Today's In Meritorious Defense Of... post centers around a specific genre and set of years that I'd otherwise be embarrassed to admit to liking. But, hence the post title and label, I can get away with murder if it's located within the realm of this piece.

Show me your two-step while you get the following tracks on!



Defendant #1: R&B One Hit Wonders of My Early College Years
Case Against: As the name of the defendant suggests, these artists made a mere blip on a national scale. And for good reason.
Case For: Although not nationally accepted for longevity, the defendants must have known I'd be listening in the early part of this century. Little did they know I'd still be listening now.
Verdict: Not guilty! Never guilty! I don't mind throwing each or any of these songs on in a heartbeat. You might. But I don't. And that's all there is to it.

Here are the songs from those who "took the stand".

Most respectable on this list?
mp3: Floetry - Floetic

Sizzorry yizzall.
mp3: Olivia - Bizounce

No apologies.
mp3: 112 - It's Over Now

Will.I.Am's female hair twin.
mp3: Res - Golden Boys

Grant Hill's wife.
mp3: Tamia - Stranger in My House

Halle Berry's ex and sex fiend.
mp3: Eric Benet - Love Don't Love Me

One mere ray of sun for this career.
mp3: Sunshine Anderson - Heard it All Before