Trumpets blare: we're back!

The holiday was swell and thank you all for asking!

You may have noticed some changes 'round here. After much delay and resistance, we finally decided to cave and allow certain advertisers a venue to get their word out. Granted, we're still adjusting the template, so it may look funkier than the back of Britney's weave. Regardless, please do myself, and our dear sponsors a favor, and hit 'em up with a couple of click-thrus.

Speaking of dear Spears, who watched her documentary last night?

I just go through life, living like a karate kid.