An APB missing persons report has been sent out for one, Sheena Beaston, female, aged twenty something (secrets secrets), reported to have been missing since 0800 Monday April 28.

Thankfully, we called in those hot asses from Without a Trace (actually, have never seen that show...) and they scooped her back up.

Long story short...many restless nights have been had, but not without good cause. From mornings watching the sun rise at the Holland Tunnel to checking out a Goldfrapp show, it was not all in vain.

Status update: Will be in attendance at the Robyn show tomorrow. Anyone else going?

Hit me up here if you are. And let's go all Cobrastyle!

To celebrate my glorious return, fond memories of absenteeism commemorated with an M.I.A. track. Irony is a spicy bedmate.

mp3: M.I.A. - Jimmy (DJ Eli Mix)